Why I'm Always Late

If and When started out on different paths. Concluded in collusion.

If couldn't be rushed. When, never reasoned with.

There Ain't No Coffee

The brown of the forest is not coffee. How sad for the animals.
In the morning there is, at play, a set of two forces: the one pushing out--of bed, of door; and the other pushing down, the plunger, the coffee force.

Take Ownership

Throwing himself into the fray long enough to say "They see me." Quickly leaning away so as not to be seen.

Granular

Milk, honey, sesame, cinnamon. Indifferent, in deference, to each other. Night skews predilection.

Killed

New bird:

Cloisterhatch-

A bird, freest in captivity.

Techsumption

Techsumption is the act of creating nuggets of imaginary technology that must be consumed. Consumers employ this skill in their war chest with which to defeat trolls (salespeople).

Grappling Hooked

I welcome ill wills, will calls and calm wells.
I adorn doors of lament, bent or otherwise hung askew.

Lacking

Unsuffered, the unfettered flit from branch to brink, unblinking.

Unjustly, the unwound glance from grim to glib, unconvincingly.

The wander overtakes, underwhelms, misappropriates even the most careful of ruses. In spite, out of necessity, the wander is kept under. Wraps bind. Bounds rapt hold.

Undulating--not duly noted--the ground greets, grates.

Unimpressed the undefined.

Come Upon 25

Led by the nose, the noose, the obtuse goose (one that only taked flight to spite his parents).

Let down by the untimely intervention, the deep-seated misconception, common i[ll]ration.

Ad Hominem, Dammit.

I would rather have a feather.
I would sooner have a cap.
Thy cup overfloweth.
And your corked wine is uncapped.

Hence the problem: when a feather presents itself, so does a cup overfloweth with wine!

Kaleidoscope

We diverge, you and I.

You see a fly's eyes as a gaggle of prisms. I see a fly's eye as a way to parse the world of many into one.

Chilled. Asparagus. Soup.

Beset by a mountain of choices, the weary mountaineer can focus on three and dive right in.

Chilled: your tea can be chilled, as can your clothes and your fire.

Asparagus: when packing, remember to avoid asparagus and other pointy vegetables. Lest your bag run out of

Soup.

Twinkle Two Eyes

Started 05/12/2008:
The bereft of quality of humanity will find themselves lacking a partner with which to share the odd drink of the odd drink on the odd day of the odd week. Those with meek manner need not apply themselves to love. She's a beast to be tamed, not loved or goaded with candies. She is to be
Continued 01/15/2011:
free with her words and dyed with fervor. Clear of the shear cliffs the sea will be dwarfed by the sea of sheer unforeseen lies.

Grasping at Straws

Straw coloured field of grain... like a bug painting a windshield.

To be continued.

A True Sign/Instructions

CONSTRUCTION WITH PURPOSE

When in doubt, check the highlighted area. Unless you're sure you know better.

When you've hit a wall, disregard your previous self-assurance and check the highlighted area. Unless you're still sure you know better.

When the house comes crashing down over your head, rethink your position and check the highlighted area. Or reassure yourself that you previously knew what you were doing and that you still know what you're doing.

When, at the very end, you're asked about your regrets reassure everyone that you were always in control and that you always knew the outcome of every action. Reassure yourself that things would have probably turned out worse if you followed the expert's advice, as outlined in the highlighted area.