Dear Editor,
My genius knows no bounds. Please expand your margins.
Dear Editor,
Not enough anagrams fit into my name. Please rectify in your next issue.
Dear Schmeditor,
I called you a schmeditor. Please rectify in next issue.
Dear editor,
My other letter is clever.
Dear Editor,
Yesterday was my birthday. Please don't forget to rectify that in your next issue.
Dear Editor,
If you do not publish my witticisms I will take them elsewhere.
Dear Editor,
The other editor did not publish my witticisms. Please rectify this in your next issue.
Dear Editor,
My son-in-law doesn't have a diploma. Please rectify in your next issue.
Dear Editor,
We are cutting back. This is the last you will hear.
Dear Editor,
Please publish yesterday's paper again.
Look I have a Dear Editor series now!
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