Origins: Bad Puns

[Good] Quality time is the indulgence of one-self for as long as possible with as much as possible.

In the quiet, one may indulge one-self in several ways. One may sway one's foot left and right and about, but only be pondering the next key-stroke. One, if one is indulging one-self, will only sway foot to keep oneself awake, but then so is that the job of that ever-refilled cup of tea. One may also re-arrange the chairs, so that they match the carpet, fur at the hearth. As the moon slowly sinks one may also consider all the stars in the sky, and what they're doing flying at this hour.

As a last resort, if one is indulging one-self, one may also tell one-self bad puns, for they will eventually be realized and someone(else) will retort.