tips for a sickie

Avoid eye contact, this is how diseases are transmitted.
Coughing should only be done behind locked doors, so the germs can't escape.
When having tea, make sure that the mug is rinsed, no one wants to know what you put in your body.
Wash your hands before, after and during every meal. that way the ingested germs will be clean.
If you must get better, do it slowly. nobody likes showoffs.
If you must get worse, do it quietly. nobody likes complainers.
Upon entering and leaving a room, make sure to throw salt over your shoulder. that way you know you still have a full range of motion.
Upon recovering fully, have a big meal. your body was just home to a lot of guests, you need to restock your cabinet.